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Effin' Birds 2021 Wall Calendar: A Field Guide to Identification (Calendar)

Effin' Birds 2021 Wall Calendar: A Field Guide to Identification Cover Image
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Description


The Effin' Birds wall calendar pairs vintage art of our fine feathered friends with the creative and clever expletives, profanities, and obscenities these silly birds use on a daily basis.

Each spread of this 12" x 12" wall calendar features some of the rudest birds on earth and their foul language, weird habits, and strange personalities that prompt them to say such hysterically awful things like, "If you have a point, I would love for you to fucking get to it," or "The correct answer is fuck off."  A must-have for any effin’ birder.
Other features include:
  • Generous grids provide space to add appointments and reminders
  • Opens to 12 inches x 24 inches
  • Pre-planning spread for September–December 2020
  • Includes widely celebrated and nationally recognized holidays and observances


 

About the Author


AARON REYNOLDS is a humorist, professional speaker, and the man behind the @EffinBirds and @swear_trek Twitter accounts. When he's not on Twitter, you can find him producing a series of podcasts and at ComicCons dressed as George Lucas. He has been a baseball writer, a fine art printer, and a mall Santa Claus photographer. Aaron was raised in Mississauga, Canada, a suburb where they cut down all the trees and named the streets after them. He currently splits his time between Toronto and Ottawa.


Product Details
ISBN: 9781524857905
ISBN-10: 1524857904
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication Date: August 18th, 2020
Pages: 24