The hilarious and poignant calendar that hits home with anyone of a certain age. Packed with quotes, jokes, factoids, and anecdotes, 389* Unforgettable Senior Moments is a tribute to all that the golden years bring--the good, the bad, the probably forgotten. Wise words: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. --Lucille Ball. Fascinating facts: One study has found that coffee consumption can help slow the progression of cognitive decline. Plus warning labels for the truly absent minded (Caution: Risk of Fire found on a fireplace log) and when senioritis invades government: The Michigan Legislature approved a bill that ran 1,012 pages and weighed in at five pounds. The measure's purpose? To reduce paperwork. Introducing new eco-friendly cardboard backer and larger page size Printed on FSC-certified paper.